Your bathroom floor, New York—After being carelessly dropped and broken by you, area Smartphone “5GX-QP” was reportedly unresponsive to your accusations of being a worthless piece of crap.…
After falling out of a third story window, area man Timothy Brewer has reportedly seen his life changed forever. “Before the accident, I was a jack of all…
The Nobel Peace Prize is one of the most outstanding awards to receive. A Nobel recipient is not only a champion of the people but a person of…
It was 6 a.m. when President Samuel J. Stanley Jr. awoke to the loud drone of a jackhammer. He lay on his back, sore from the stiff mattress,…
My old drug dealer seriously hooked it up. He always had a stash on deck, and his herb was fire. It was so devastating for me when he…
Nate Diaz won arguably the biggest fight of his career at UFC 196 when he choked out Conor McGregor in the second round, which was a huge upset.…
I only have one question for you, America: why? Why did you pick Donald Trump – that blustering, self-aggrandizing, racist asshole – over me, Jeb Bush – an…
Former Florida Governor and former presidential hopeful, Jeb Bush, has died. “The Bush family is deeply saddened by the death of their political dynasty, and also their beloved…