The Athletics Department has decided to sell the naming rights to the new arena. We at The Press had some suggestions.
10. The Susan B. Anthony Memorial Desire Dungeon and Pleasure Palace
09. Kenneth P. Lavalle Stadium
08. The Shatterdome
07. xXxwelcometoPrezStan’sBluntCave360NoScopeIPwnNewbzMissYouBiggieButFuckYouTupacNoBullshitYOLOswag420xXx
06. Tom Johnson’s Big Fucking Building That Basketball Is Sometimes Played In No Fat Chicks Hot Bitches Only
05. The Jim Fiore Center for the Advancement of Women in Society
04. prezstan@netscape.com
03. russino pls no invaderino arena
02. 9/11 was an inside job where’s the birth certificate Obama? arena
01. Mr. Sparkle’s Lucky Best Wash Arena
