On December 4, 2014 The Undergraduate Student Government passed the My Senator’s Keeper Act with a vote of 15-2-0. The act, the brainchild of current USG Executive Vice-President James Alrassi, requires that senators take on at least one semester-long project…
Somewhere in the dark woods we find our boy Elijah Wood lost with his chubby companion garbed in cookware. This is the premiere of the Cartoon Network miniseries Over the Garden Wall, which came out late last year between November…
As a decent upright citizen of the United States of America, it seemed decent enough to fulfill my civic duty by participating in the midterm elections.
I quit my job, my girlfriend left me, so I go to a bar and my pal hands me a Nintendo 3DS. We play Smash Bros. I come from a nest of friends where one of us has a Wii,…
The Earth is, and has been, dying. This death is being guided mostly by human hands. But it is a gradual and subtle process. We don’t suffer the loss of our home being taken from us because we are unaware…
Put down the phone. Pick up your kids later. There is a fish playing Pokémon on the Internet. That’s right. A goddamn fish is playing Pokémon. Grayson is the most famous fish on the Internet since the Fukushima sushi. Basically,…
In this village, control shifts between the council of Warlords who’ve lain claim at the time. Often the Warlords serve the good of the villagers. But on other occasions, the Warlords hold power for the sake of it. In this…
With the opening of the new media space, which is to be shared with The Statesman and The Press, it has been decided that we must opt for complete unity in order to survive what could become some sort of…
Based on a true story… I step through the dark parking garage. My steps echo off into oblivion, which isn’t far coming. These sounds felt as if they were my last. It’s a funny thing, being about to die. The…