By Matt Braunstein

 

What the world needs right now is more sluts. We have a surplus of pimps, playas, macks, and playboys, but a drastic shortagte of sluts. Not to say that there arent plenty of horny, promiscuous women and girls who have little or no qualms about having pleasent sex with relative strangers with no strings attached. What I mean to say is that all these sexually active women have to stop kidding themselves and just accept that they are sluts.

Please understand ladies, I say for your benefit as much as for guys. You don’t realize how much more fun we could all have if you girls didn’t have a problem with being sluts, or maybe the problem is that you do realize how much fun we could all have. Simply put, there ain’t nothing wrong with being a slut. Step one of becoming a slut is admitting that you are a slut.

Women must shed the negativity from the word “slut,” “whore” or “tramp”, and embrace it as a title to be proud of. There are a few who have already liberated themselves from the oppression of this term, but there are still many who have not yet seen the light. Let us examine why this word has been such a no-no for decades.

According to Wikipedia, the actual definition of a slut is a pejorative term for a person who is deemed sexually promiscuous. The term has traditionally been applied to women and is generally used as an insult or offensive term of disparagement. Furthermore, the accepted denotative meaning is a sexually promiscuous woman or “a woman of a low or loose character; a bold or impudent girl; a hussy, jade.” These definitions identify a slut as a person of low character — a person who lacks the ability or chooses not to exercise a power of discernment to order their sexual affairs.

Now why is this such a bad thing?  We all know plenty of people who fit that description, but would give you a shot to the nuts or vagina if called a slut to their face. However, there is really nothing to be ashamed of. I think most women know there has been an unfair double standard of sluttism when it comes to men and women.

There are plently of openly slutty men, but we refer to ourselves and one another as playas, macks, or pimps. Rather than be ashamed of our sexual promiscuity, men are proud. We idolize men who can bone a number of women in a relatively short period of time, and it is often our primary objective when going to a club, party, or maybe just physics class to meet a female who, at that time or at a later junction, will let us slip her the beef.

Meanwhile, if a woman makes this her primary objective and successfully nabs a big juicy wang to ride on with regularity,  she is a slut, and she will be called a slut by both males and females alike. That is where the real injustice lays because it was men, not women, who created the term slut and its negative connotation. Stupid, arrogant men would have a relationship with a girl or maybe even just pull a one nighter. Then, once the woman realized how stupid, arrogant, and probably unsatisfying this guy was, she would dump his sorry ass.

But mister bigshot didn’t like seeing “his” woman out with other guys. He didn’t like the idea that, in her eyes, he was inadequate and inferior to other males, so he called her a slut. He says, “Look at that whore, out fucking other guys instead of me. What a tramp and a bitch. I think I’ll go to a brothel and bang another whore to get this one off my mind.” Its retards like this who ruined it, and still ruin it, for the rest of us guys.

You see ladies, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with being a slut; it is just another tool of male control over women in a patriarchal society. In fact, rather than demonize men and turn lesbo, more feminists should fuck as many guys as possible. I know that sounds a bit self-serving, but it is a way to free yourself from the bonds of a male-dominated society, unless you’re into the whole bondage thing, but that’s a completely different story.

If you still have a problem with being called a slut, then perhaps you should equate it to the n-word. For hundreds of years in this country, white assholes called black people niggers. Then one day, the black people said, “Okay cracker, you want to call me nigger? Well fine, I’m a nigga, and he’s my nigga, and they my niggas.” The N-word is now a term of respect and admiration amongst the black community, and now white people are angry because they can’t say it anymore. Shit, some white guys spend their whole life trying to be a black dude’s nigga.

You could do the same ladies. Next time you’re in an argument and some girl calls you a slut, just say, “Yeah bitch, I am a slut. I get dick whenever I want and you don’t. You stay at home with your turquiouse dildo while I’m out getting the real thing. I feel sorry for you.” Next time your jealous ex-boyfriend calls you a slut just say, “Damn right I get around. I wouldn’t have to if you weren’t so pathetic in and out of bed. Go home and jerk off.”

Doesn’t that just sound liberating? And all the women who arent out there being promiscous because you’re scared of being labeled a whore, please let this be your wake up call. Believe me, there is no shortage of guys who would be more than happy to help you become a certefied and respecteble slut. The way I see it, dudes get more pussy, chicks get more dicks, and everybody is happy.