By Natalie Crnosija Aetna Student Health, Aetna Health Insurance’s subsidiary, whose insurees include Stony Brook students through the University Health Plan, underpayed $5.1 million in health care reimbursements…
By Alfred Esposito Tabler students have one more thing to gripe about besides the long walking distances to class: the Internet. Since the beginning of the semester, students…
Hundreds of undergraduate students living on campus were forced from their dorms due to a broken pipe that left their buildings with neither heat nor hot water.
By Najib Aminy Coming off a game of pool in the lower level of the commuter lounge, Senior Paul Lyons said his Stony Brook experience is not a…
Stonybrooksucks.com is now up for sale by the site’s webmaster.
Like many other charities and university endowment funds, the Stony Brook Foundation became a victim to one of the world’s largest pyramid schemes, losing $5.4 million of its $120 million endowment.
Election season is not over. With Brian Foley’s (D.) victory over Caesar Trunzo (R.) in the State Senate election, the position of Brookhaven Town Supervisor is now up for grabs. A special election has been called for March 31 to decide the next Town Supervisor. Competing for the job is Democrat Mark Lesko and Republican Tim Mazzei.
Despite a gloomy financial situation in Albany and the rest of the country, Stony Brook University announced that the drive to raise $300 million of financial capital by June has been reached ahead of schedule. The capital drive, the largest in the history of the State University of New York system, is still ongoing, but the goal of $300 million was broken when the University declared it had successfully raised $312 million.
A stimulus package is needed for your mom, sources close to your mom say.
Democrats and Republicans have agreed to a preliminary bill to stimulate your mom at the approximate cost of $800 billion to the federal government.
“It’s a great day for America,” said the Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid (D-Nev). “After oh so many years of flaccid failure from your dad and assorted prostitutes, your mom can finally get the stimulation she needs.”