For the first few weeks of the Spring ‘15 semester, Stony Brook University was subjected to a blitzkrieg of bad weather. The week before school was supposed to start, the media was advertising Winter Storm Juno as the “storm of…
This is all we know. An agent known only to several sources as “The Deep Wolf”, working for a clandestine department of the university called the University Secret Goons (USG), infiltrated all student media organizations from the Statesman to Blackworld.…
They shouted: tits, knockers, jugs, melons, funbags, tatas, racks and milkshakes. Although there are over 99 words for breasts, the participants of the USG-funded event Boobs and Bras 2015 pondered how many synonyms they knew while the crowd filed into…
Stony Brook University continues to vary efforts towards encouraging students to embrace a tobacco-free lifestyle. Student Health Service alongside the Student Health Advisory Committee, a SUNY service that contributes toward agenda for SHS as well as Center for Prevention and…
As we all know, Stony Brook offers hundreds of clubs on campus, therefore, we’re all bound to find at least one thing that we like. Over the various involvement fairs that we’ve had since the start of the spring semester,…
The first phase of an ongoing project to replace old roofing panels containing asbestos fibers from Stony Brook University’s Chemistry Building was completed in the summer of 2014. The next phase is currently on hold and is waiting to be…
Ever get sick of eating campus food? Well, if you’re a student that doesn’t have access to a car, your choices of off-campus foods are scarce and most likely dictated by a bus schedule. Luckily, there’s actually great (and cheap)…
Careers in science, technology, engineering and math are on the rise as Forbes and Payscale, a company that acquires real-time information on job market compensations, constantly rank STEM degrees among the highest paying careers for college graduates. However, there continues…
A patch of grass was spotted on campus outside the Psychology A building yesterday. The grass was described as “muddy, disgusting and covered with geese shit,” by a student running late to their Slush Puddles 280 course. Unfortunately, we could not…