SBP: Mr. Hart, thanks for sitting down with us tonight. SBP: Would you rather have anal sex with a questionable hooker but she violently shits all over you after and pics of it leak on the internet or get…
By Arielle Dollinger and Priscila Korb Irene Virag looks at the line of people waiting at Starbucks as her husband, Harvey Aronson, settles himself at a table. “I already know what you want,” Irene says, smiling at Harvey, and he…
by Nickolas Mellace If I had to summarize my thoughts on USG’s decision-making in regards to musical events over the past three years, I’d compare them to an abusive, alcoholic boyfriend. “I swear, I’ll never hit you again!” USG exclaimed…
Based on the trailer, Haywire is an action-packed movie starring a largely unknown lead female with an all-star supporting cast and directed by a man well-known for providing good films. That’s kind of accurate, but like many movie trailers, it…
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By Arielle Dollinger and Trevor Christian Stony Brook University has received a $150 million donation from “one of the world’s most accomplished investors,” Dr. James Simons and his wife, Dr. Marilyn Simons, along with the Simons Foundation, President Samuel L.…
It’s that wonderful time of year again. Finals! If you have time to read this today, either you’re through with the bane of most students’ existences, or you’re procrastinating. In either case, congratulations! Personally, I fall into the first category.…
by Kerlen Rae Tuitt Boobs. Images of computerized breasts projecting at the front of the classroom led seated students to perk up their heads and yell out names. The space contained over two-dozen guys and a handful of girls, most…
The University Senate’s decision early this week to pass two separate resolutions effectively halting all implementation of shared support service centers is an exemplary display of determination and courage from faculty in the face of administrative might and insistence that…