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With the introduction of a new solo Batman movie by Matt Reeves and a Joker origin movie in the works, fans are beginning to wonder what else the Caped Crusader series might yield in terms of movies abiding by the lore. Well for all you comic fans located here at Stony Brook University, there’s some good news. Warner Brothers Studios is already in talks with Reeves to produce a sequel with Stony Brook University as the backdrop. Warner Bros. Head Kevin Tsujihara and Reeves sat down with President Samuel Stanley last week to gain the necessary permits to film on campus. When asked by President Stanley what sort of modifications were in mind and why, Reeves responded to the following. ”Well, one of the reasons we chose Stony Brook to portray Arkham Asylum is because of a survey conducted by Princeton Review on the ‘Top 10 ugliest College Campuses’ and…

The woods in between Roosevelt and Tabler quads are something of an urban legend here on campus. It is the place where many students go to wind down after a long hard day of skipping lectures to smoke weed in the woods. These days, however, it is being used for something far more sinister: the trafficking of brick weed. Brick weed is well known across Central and South America and has officially snaked into Suffolk County. Characterized by its brick shape and brown color, the trafficking of brick weed only spells trouble for Stoner Brook students. The brown and tighty compressed bud is notorious for being particularly undank, as it takes an absurd amount of it to get “Litty Titty Af.” Tetrahydrocannabinol, also known as THC, is the main active ingredient in marijuana and brick weed is generally known to contain absurdly low levels of THC, usually less than 5…