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As I roam the long and crowded street of the bustling New York metropolis, my pants begin to vibrate, and I whip out ‘ol pinky. I’m not the only one reaching for his sacred pink, for bros the world over have seen the future: bro’s gold. What is bro’s gold? It just so happens to be the latest fashion for men who love to look good, but, to the uncultured, bro’s gold is a pseudonym for the new rose gold iPhones. That’s right. Pink gold is no longer a treasure that women keep locked up for themselves, hoarding it in order to keep men away from the rosy goodness that this fabulous phone presents.   Bros have been shamed for far too long whenever we’ve worn pink, having our sexualities and masculinity questioned again and again. But the bro’s gold revolution has changed all that, and pink can finally be…

As I choked on my first bite of a Snickers bar and looked around for someone to help me inside the Psych A building, I realized I was going to die alone. Even though I managed to perform the Heimlich maneuver on myself, the thought of dying alone forced me to reassess my life; I was bro-less despite attending Stony Brook University for nearly two years. Unfortunately for me and my fellow men, we tend to have fewer friends and intimate friendships with each other than women do according to a 2000 study by the University of Missouri, but this lack of male friendship has not gone unnoticed. In order to help bros find other bros, many apps have come along to help the bro-less. The latest of these innovators is WolfPack, a location-based app that takes your interests into account and finds other bros in your area with the…