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A Not-So-Quiet Riot

The Kelly Riot was a step in the right direction. There, I said it. I think that students rallying around a cause and getting a little violent while doing it is a good idea. For those of you unaware as to what we’re talking about, Tabler, Roth and Kelly Quad and West Apartments lost power on Wednesday, May 7 from approximately 1:30 AM to 3:30 AM.
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I Love Me Somes Half Naked Boys…Yummy

There are so many things I love about spring: the smell of flowers, the perpetual sunshine, and the shirtless boys on the Staller steps. Every time I walk by the steps, I take a look over to the lawn to see if there are any hot, beautiful boys practicing capoeira or just playing Ultimate Frisbee.
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Ain’t Nothing Wrong With Being a Slut

What the world needs right now is more sluts. We have a surplus of pimps, playas, macks, and playboys, but a drastic shortagte of sluts. Not to say that there arent plenty of horny, promiscuous women and girls who have little or no qualms about having pleasent sex with relative strangers with no strings attached.
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The Press Interviews 'The Dream'

On May 12, both The Dream and Nas, two hip-hop artists, performed at Stony Brook’s annual concert event, Brookfest. In front of a capacity crowd, both artists performed for about an hour. Despite the long wait for the closing acts, many left the concert pleased after both The Dream’s and Nas’ performance.
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Quite Possibly The Best Video Game Ever Made

Nothing beats the rush of skiing down a treacherous slope. The stiff, yet satisfying, wind that taste of victory – the trees providing precious oxygen and possible negative points – the dogs. Snowboarding is out this season because it’s time to SKIFREE