No Shave November

I have very mixed feelings about No Shave November.  When I was in high school, it was a way for the guys with more active follicles to lord it over all of the beta males in a show of animalistic dominance.  As... Read More

Rigging an Election

Behold, the cries of a man who is losing: “The election is absolutely being rigged by the dishonest and distorted media pushing Crooked Hillary – but also at many polling places – SAD,” tweeted Donald Trump,... Read More

Stop Arguing on Facebook

No one cares. I mean that literally. Every time I finish reading a New York Times article, I check the comments section on Facebook, just to see how vile and putrid the dregs of humanity can be, and every time ... Read More

Fuck Toll

Few conflicts on this Earth resemble the conflict that I’ve recently had with Stony Brook Housing. In my many conflicts in life, this has perhaps been one of the greatest. Fuck Toll Drive. Let’s rewind to la... Read More