The Nobel-est of Them All

The Nobel Peace Prize is one of the most outstanding awards to receive. A Nobel recipient  is not only  a champion of the people but a person of exemplary moral stature. This year’s nominees are nothing short o... Read More

Why?

I only have one question for you, America: why? Why did you pick Donald Trump - that blustering, self-aggrandizing, racist asshole - over me, Jeb Bush - an actually Nice Guy? I guess it's true what they s... Read More

Stay Gold, Bros

As I roam the long and crowded street of the bustling New York metropolis, my pants begin to vibrate, and I whip out ‘ol pinky. I’m not the only one reaching for his sacred pink, for bros the world over have se... Read More