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Bernie ‘Made Off’ With Stony Brook
Like many other charities and university endowment funds, the Stony Brook Foundation became a victim to one of the world’s largest pyramid schemes, losing $5.4 million of its $120 million endowment.
Why SBU Basketball is More Than Just a Game
There is no question that Stony Brook is currently overflowing with problems: academic resources are dwindling, our Byzantine bureaucracy is frustrating, the infrastructure is crumbling, and students are suffering.
Can I Get a Reverend Billy-elujah?
The most expensive item the Reverend of the Church of Stop Shopping has is an espresso machine imported from Italy, which was given as gift. “It’s taking over our life,” jokes Savitri Durkee, director of the Church of Stop Shopping and wife of the Reverend. “It’s the fanciest thing we have. It’s fancier than our car.”
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Cancer Center Director Hired Amidst Rising Allegations
Allegations have surfaced against Stony Brook’s newly appointed Director of Cancer Center Dr. Kinsella.
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Students Agree To Tuition Increase
For the first time in its history, the SUNY Student Assembly voted in support of an increased tuition to alleviate the ongoing budget crisis plaguing New York State and SUNY.
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Guide to Being a Hipster Douchebag
Are you a twenty-something and still find yourself amused by outdated seventies sitcom shows? Would you travel to a neighboring town to buy your groceries in an organic market?
Tuition Hikes, Cuts and the Budget Fiasco
Billionaire Warren Buffet called Wall Street’s market turmoil an economic Pearl Harbor. With twenty percent of New York State’s budget cemented on the rollercoaster ups and downs of Wall Street…
Men’s Soccer Keeps Losing Streak Alive
The Stony Brook Men’s Soccer team extended their losing streak to seven games on Wednesday, October 7, losing to Boston University, 1-0. With numerous missed scoring opportunities, the Men’s Soccer team failed to produce any tally and recorded their ninth shutout loss of the season.
Women’s Soccer Scores Past UMBC
The Stony Brook women’s soccer team scored their way past the Retrievers of the University of Maryland: Baltimore County, carrying momentum into the last stretch of their regular season play. Winning three of the last four games, the Lady Seawolves recorded two shut outs against both Hartford and Vermont, winning 1-0, and defeating UMBC 2-1 on Sunday, October 12.